I came home from work a bit early today, with the intention of sitting on my couch and spacing out on my iPad. This lasted for a couple of hours, until Bailey noticed that I was paying more attention to the internet than to her.
|This is concerning.|
I was chatting with Nick online since he was still at work, and apparently she wanted in on the conversation.
|Hey Bailey is here.|
All she managed to type was gibberish.
|This is hard.|
Then she decided to just sit on me so I couldn't use the iPad at all.
|Were you doing something? You're not anymore.|
And thennn...she realized that I was wearing a hoodie with a zipper. Bailey loves zippers, and for the next hour she tried to chew and paw on it while I played defense. She was so obsessed she got a little cross-eyed with focus.
|I WANTS IT|
I won in the end, although she put up a good fight. She didn't chew on my zipper anymore, but she still didn't let me use my iPad.
|WHAT'S MORE IMPORTANT, ME OR THAT THING?|